July 2010

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In Love

I have fallen in love with the Lindsay in Jail Twitter profile and, with treats like “Why do people keep sending me nail files? Do I look Vietnamese?”, who can blame me.

I really love it when you send me those emails, trying to sell me something, and you spell my name incorrectly.

Awesome first impression. Way to lay those relationship foundations.

The Darkness

I haven’t lost my way, I am presently going through something of a macabre phase. Think Sweeney Todd with a fastidious personal hygiene regime and without those nasty meat-pies-made-from-people.

My horrible, soul-destroying thought for the day:

Am I nothing more than mediocre?

Is this thought normal? Or am I thinking it because, in the darkest corners of my mind, I know I am mediocre?