Dear Mr D Lama,
I’m sorry to inform you that your visa, for South Africa, has been rejected. The following reasons (for rejection) were cited:
- We’re in bed with the Chinese. Last Christmas they sent us Romex watches and Pradya glasses - what did you send?
- After the f*ck up with the Confederations Cup we’re trying to keep all the attention on the Soccer World Cup. Basic human rights violations (look to our Zimbabwean neighbours for confirmation) can’t compete with The 2010 Soccer World Cup.
- No one important (i.e. not Mr Zuma nor Mr Malema) invited you.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr I Dontgiveasheet
Tags: Chinese, Confederations Cup, Lama, Zimbabwe
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March 23, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Tomas
PS: thank you for your support during the struggle though… much appreciated.
March 23, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Nikki Friedman
How quickly spiritual support is forgotten. Yet support in the form of arms and Christmas gifts seems to linger (like a stinky dustbin).
March 24, 2009 at 10:22 pm
David Donde
Human rights or all the Money in China, which should the struggle politicians choose?
March 26, 2009 at 10:27 am
Nikki Friedman
Tough call David. It’s hard to think about human rights when you can get your imported Chinese Easter Eggs at half price.