Divorcing the Sinuses

I am divorcing my sinuses. It’s over.

I’ve tried to make it work. I’ve been patient. I worked through the horrific headaches, the embarrassment caused by a watering eye (note the singular) and the leaky nose. I can’t, however, get over the constant I’m going to sneeze feeling.

It’s been real sinuses but now it is time for you to pack - your never ending supply of snot en trane - and go.