The Crazies have moved in

I’ve stopped speaking in full sentences choosing, instead, to complete the majority of my sentences in the confines of my head. Great for me, not so helpful for whoever I’m talking to.

This is apparently my new way of dealing with stress. While some people eat and others drink I, being the non-conformist, play with my sentences. Nice.

I’m sure this wouldn’t be quite as large an issue if I spoke more to myself and less to the outside world.

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It’s not only me!

I was hoping that all the people I work with would work on their skills - telepathy that is. It would greatly facilitate my job.

Could you imagine this being real? e.g. “Why isn’t the report in my inbox? I ordered you (in my mind) at least a day ago! No emails no fuss.

That would be wonderful!

After reading your comment I think it’s safe to say that the problem is not with you or me, it’s with everyone else. [I think this is often the case when it comes to problems ;)].

Take note business associates - the time for laziness is over, telepathy lessons begin in earnest tomorrow.