Crazy Highway Drivers

Dear Crazy Highway Drivers

I want to thank each and every one of you for consistently driving like idiots.

My drive to work everyday would be far less exciting and exhilarating if you stopped changing lanes without indicating. I like the way this keeps me on my toes.

It’s even more awesome when you drive slowly in the fast lane. I’m intrigued that you always seem to want to play this game when I’m running late.

You somehow seem to be able keep me guessing. Even when it’s raining, and I’m sure you’ve had enough, you still want to play your crazy highway games. One of your favourites seems to be the ‘riding right up my car’s ass while traveling at 120km plus’ game. Sometimes you’re so close I can see what you’ve got on that sandwich you’re eating for breakfast. This game makes me feel less alone, like we’re all traveling to work together.

I often feel like you can read my mind, that’s how connected we are. That gap that I leave between my car and the car in front isn’t a safety gap. No, it’s the place I’ve been saving just for you.

I’ve had trouble expressing my anger, but thanks to you I no longer struggle. I now know how to structure a sentence using only swear words.

I really owe you one. It’s thanks to you and your driving that I arrive at work everyday grateful to still be alive.

Much Love

Your Highway Playmate