Pick up a Broom today get Laid tomorrow

Recently, like Monday recently, I got send an article detailing how there was a direct correlation between the amount of sex a married man has and the amount of housework said married man does. Apparently more housework means a happier Mrs. and a happier Mrs. greatly increases a husband’s chances of being on the receiving end of his wife’s sexual advances.
Yes ladies apparently it is no longer about roses and candlelit dinners. After getting married and having kids romance becomes all about mops, vacuum cleaners and washing machines.
Gentleman, making your wife go weak at the knees could not be easier. It is, according to this study, as simple as donning an apron and wielding a dustpan. So if weak at the knees is what happens when you wear the cleaning outfits and paraphernalia, imagine the outcome if you actually knew how to use these cleaning implements? Combining the look with the ability to clean could be completely deadly! I can see dusting entirely replacing foreplay in a married couples sex life.
Imagine married men, handy with their cleaning equipment, being forgiven for their inability to find their wives ever-illusive G-spots. I’m sure divorce rates would plummet, they would become almost non-existent. Happy homes and whole families would become the norm. Marriage counselors would have to find an alternative profession, perhaps something in the cleaning industry? All because a groundbreaking study on marital life showed that if a husband picked up a broom today he’d get himself laid tomorrow.